Chrlgtxt 2

Here’s some more bite-sized goodness. Continue reading »

Ear ear

I was cleaning my ear with a cotton bud the other day when it occurred to me that cotton buds are specifically marketed as something you shouldn’t put in your ear. Continue reading »

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Here is my Advent confession. Continue reading »

Chrlgtxt 1

IM NT RITIN LK THS THO, I DO HAV STNDRDS. Continue reading »

University

I was chatting with a colleague the other day about his son at University. I asked what he was doing. Continue reading »

Disney Star Wars

A great disturbance in the Force as if a million Star Wars geeks cried out and then were suddenly silenced (by the realisation of how awesome Finding Nemo is). Continue reading »

Presumably a risk of getting curly hair

THIS TOASTER HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS MEDIUM RISK. Continue reading »

Nights of saying “ichi” and “ni”

And do all triangles have 180 degrees in them? Continue reading »

Frankly my dear…

If only Inspector Morse was still alive, I could write to him and point this out. Continue reading »

Customer service is not hard

Engineering work has meant half the trains I take to work just don’t exist, and the others are taking a tortuous, circuitous route o’er hill and down dale. Continue reading »