RJ: “Did you know that the world record for eating jaffa cakes is four in a minute?”
Chris: [predictably] “I could do that!”
[one minute and five jaffas later]
Chris: “Wow, I actually could do that.”
Either the world record is not four in a minute (likely) or I AM THE CHAMPION.
7 June 2009 at 15:19
Haha, well done! I really want to try and beat your record but we only have custard creams in the house and that would be a) cheating b) not as enjoyable.
Could you have managed six?
7 June 2009 at 18:43
Okay, but why is this post named Aladdin 2?
7 June 2009 at 20:42
Pom,
With practice… I am confident.
Sod,*
[drum roll] … Aladdin 2: The Return of Jaffa.
* can I call you this for short?
7 June 2009 at 21:36
Hahaha
No you cannot.
7 June 2009 at 21:51
Tenuous Chris, tenuous…
8 June 2009 at 00:04
S&C,
My apologies.
Sod,*
Ah yes, but see how I have you all convinced that Chrlog is a suitable shortening of Chris’s weblog.
Give it time… it will catch on. “Go on, pass us an Aladdin 2″ etc
* Walesy, perhaps I can call you this?
8 June 2009 at 00:12
It’s the new rhyming slang!
8 June 2009 at 00:39
That would make my Cinderella 2.
Indeed I would swell with Lion King 2.
Etc, etc.
8 June 2009 at 22:49
I have been chortling for the last minute on Aladdin 2!!!! Very witty indeed! BTW, I am quite sure I could beat your 5 Aladdin2s, 5 doesn’t seem that many!!!
Now can you explain the Cinderella 2 & the Lion King 2? (Pride???)
8 June 2009 at 23:00
Well Anonymous,
Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True.
Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride.
Honestly, can no-one else use Google?!
8 June 2009 at 23:20
I always found this of great help to such folk:
http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/