RJ: Shall we go and see Seahorse?
Me: What’s that?
RJ: You know, the film about the horse.
[Pause]
RJ: No wait, I mean Seabiscuit! I think…
Me: Do you mean Warhorse?
RJ: …yes.
Me: Just out of curiosity, exactly what would a film called Seahorse be about?
I do still love her. I do.
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You had me at “Mrs Malaprop”. Mangetout Rodney
This time next year we’ll be millionaires.
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