Hello.
I’m Chris, and when I’m not living in England and moaning about our miserable public transport system, I’m probably sitting on a train in a pitch-black tunnel, quietly dying inside.
Other hobbies include moaning about other things, going to work and doing things that my wife tells me to.
As modern technology is wonderful, you can apparently comment on this page too, presumably if you have something insightful to say about my (lack of) personality. But, you know, you should remember that on the internet it is important to shroud yourself in mystery to avoid stalkers, so I’m probably a thousand times more interesting in real life.
Oh, and comments without the required level of slavish admiration will be deleted. Because I am the boss here.
