Fresh air

I was in a shopping centre today and it was lovely and airy (air con), and then I popped outside to get some sunlight only to be surrounded by smoking chavs. Continue reading »

Happy Easter Prince Mbutu

There is possibly a company out there who really can allow me to “plough her furrow with your new bigger tool” but who are perplexed that their online marketing isn’t working. Continue reading »

In search of a tree stump (part two)

Part two, in which I talk about Waterstone’s and holiday destinations. Continue reading »

Rolling on the floor, pissing myself

Every (old) comedian has a variant on the El-oh-el routine, and although I’m sure one of them did it first, I’m equally sure it wasn’t me. Continue reading »

Mug

Valentine’s day approaches, and all I want (to buy for RJ) is a simple mug with some kind of love motif. Hearts maybe, or a stylised rose. I’m not too fussy. Why is it so hard to find a heart mug without “world’s best shag”, “100% vajazzled” or “big cock”* on it? Surely it’s not … Continue reading »