Happy Easter Prince Mbutu

There is possibly a company out there who really can allow me to “plough her furrow with your new bigger tool” but who are perplexed that their online marketing isn’t working. Continue reading »

Mug

Valentine’s day approaches, and all I want (to buy for RJ) is a simple mug with some kind of love motif. Hearts maybe, or a stylised rose. I’m not too fussy. Why is it so hard to find a heart mug without “world’s best shag”, “100% vajazzled” or “big cock”* on it? Surely it’s not … Continue reading »

Not gay pride day

As my fans in other media (Facebook) will know, I stabbed myself with the pin attached to my World AIDS day ribbon on Friday. Let’s hope I haven’t misunderstood and the AIDS ribbon is to promote awareness, not an actual method of transmission. *** Ribbons were handed out at work and I have been contentedly … Continue reading »