I am looking for jobs in an Internet café on the other side of the Channel.
I have encountered a small problem.
Or should I say: “I hqve encountered q s,qll proble,;”
The evil French, not content to speak the wrong language, have re-invented the computer keyboard. Several key letters have moved from their usual places, the apostrophe is almost impossible to find, and it does quirky random things too. For example, if you type “^” followed by “o” you get “ô”, which is quite snazzy.
One bonus is that there is a key for é, which makes writing café much easier.
Anyway (“Qnyzqy”; brilliant…), it is very uncivilised. Much like the parking, sewer system, etc!
Coming soon: why I like France, to be written when I am safely ensconced in Angleterre once more!