1. Bottled beer as you undo the bottle top.
3. Gloria. (type of perfume)
5. Melted cheese.
6. Trombone valve oil.
8. Baked beans.
9. Melted chocolate.
I had to stop at nine, rather than the planned ten, as I realised that most of these are food and drink, and I realised why I have been putting on weight recently.
Upsetting. (And also the cue for the people who have seen me recently to tell me how I haven’t put on weight.)