G Dubs – back to school

President Bush recently spent some time back in the classroom, answering questions from children, aged 7-11. A boy called Sammy was chosen first.

“Mr President, I have three questions:

1. Why did the “coalition of the willing” invade Iraq without the backing of the UN?
2. Why are you our president when the other guy got more votes?
3. What is the link between the Bush and Bin Laden families and where is Osama these days?”

At this moment, the bell rings and the president says, “It’s okay kids, go out for recess and I’ll answer your questions when you come back.”

When all the children come back from their light-hearted play, a second boy is chosen to ask questions of the president.

“Mr President, I have five questions:

1. Why did the “coalition of the willing” invade Iraq without the backing of the UN?
2. Why are you our president when the other guy got more votes?
3. What is the link between the Bush and Bin Laden families and where is Osama these days?
4. Why did the bell go twenty minutes early?
5. Where’s Sammy?”

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