“Warning: produced in a factory that handles nuts.”

I know, I know, but it still amuses me.

7 thoughts on “Nuts

  1. But, shockingly, they don’t seem to have included the warning “this product contains nuts”!

    I recommend suing them immediately.

  2. I’m always amazed at the stupid warning labels different things have. What’s worse is the knowledge that someone out there would have had to do something more stupid for the company to have to put that stupid label on it!

  3. My favorite are the dasboard covers (sun protectors) that go in the front windows of cars and say “Warning: Must be removed before driving”

  4. Stephen, you are right…!

    In related news, did anyone see the woman recently trying to sue her landlord for not warning her not to drunkenly climb onto a neighbouring garage roof and subsequently fall through a skylight?

    I am slightly misrepresenting this, but only slightly.

    She didn’t win, I was pleased to say!

    I liked the sun visors one. My current favourite is “not to be used while asleep” on a hairdrier.

    Or possibly “Any similarity to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental” that you get at the end of the credits when you have just been to see the Lion King.

    Anyone got any other good ones?

    It can be a competition!

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