Me: “Wimbledon. You do know where that is, don’t you?”
Juliet: “Er… no.”
Me: “How can you not know where Wimbledon is?!”
Juliet: “Oh yes, they play cricket there.”
Me: “Can we please have a conversation where I don’t feel compelled to embarrass you on my blog?”
Juliet: “Tennis! I meant tennis!”
If you think you have what it takes to replace Juliet as my girlfriend then please send a short CV and accompanying passport-sized photo to the e-mail address on the right. A covering letter is acceptable if you wish to draw my attention to anything of special interest, e.g. your charity work, Miss World appearances, unusual flexibility, etc.
Hmph, I’m kidding; I still love her really. Now all I have to do is teach her about… stuff.
Oh yes, and make her watch The Lord of the Rings, mwahahahaha!