I have internet.
Unfortunately, it is so long since I last had internet access that I now have no readers I am sure.
In other news I had a dream that I died the other night. I was following Gandalf along a narrow shelf and I fell off and my whole life flashed past my eyes and everything. As I woke up, I found I wasn’t as dead as I expected.
So it turns out that is also an old wives’ tale.
How are you all? I hope your uteruses (uteri?!) are not hurting.
(I didn’t even know a uterus could hurt… does that make me a terrible mysogenist?)