I haven’t been able to come on Blogger recently. Something to do with having eaten all the cookies. How did they know?
To celebrate (?) my return, I will relate a conversation I had with the operator the other day.
Them: “Hello, 999. Which emergency service do you require?”
Me: “Shit!! I’m so sorry! I meant to ring the operator! I don’t even know how I managed this!”
Them: “Oh yes, sorry. Operator speaking, how can I help you?”