I spend a large proportion of my time (at least 8% at last reckoning) on either a calculator or a phone or on the numerical keypad at the right of the keyboard.
So, WHY, WHY, WHY is a calculator/keyboard organised like this:
but a phone like this:
Eh, eh, eh??!!
I am buying an old fashioned round phone as a protest.
Anyway, to get to the point, I tried to ring the police about my recurring infestation of pirates, but got through to 333. Which you would assume was some kind of part-time Satanist club, but in fact was just a dead line.
(If you have googled “part-time Satanist club” I’m afraid I have nothing to offer you. However, the following link might appeal: Click me!)