Tuesday is recycling day round our neck of the woods.
Yes, yes, today is Thursday. I am a slow person! Anyway, I was still trying to work out the Doctor Who anagram.
The good thing about recycling day is that everyone leaves their recyclables outside their houses and it gives you a good chance to be nosy and go through your neighbours’ rubbish, which is secretly what we all want to do even if I’m the only one brave enough to say it.
This of course means you can check the relative degrees of alcoholism of the people who live closest to you.
For example, the people at number 48 had about four crates of Stella Artois waiting to be melted down and made into a trendy vase… I hope they know that the rest of the street is secretly judging them.
So, what have you (and your neighbours) been up to?