After that attempt to alienate everyone but Steffen and Richid, I will throw a question open to the musicians amongst us.
Is it possible to play the violin left handed?
I say this, as the cack-handed politically correct lobby have managed to infest our society with all kinds of gimmicks to persuade us they are “equal”. I am sure I need not mention left handed scissors to make us all laugh uncontrollably.
But the violin (and, yes, viola I suppose, although it isn’t a real instrument) would seem an exception, perhaps. I have yet to see an orchestra with a neat row of violins with one sticking out in the middle facing the wrong way?
Maybe that could be the plot of my groundbreaking, genre-defining novel? The trials and tribulations of an entirely left-handed orchestra? Trying to make it in a dextromanocentric universe!
I will now have the traditional 4 month blog break while I thrash out a first draft. Bye!