Valentine’s day approaches, and all I want (to buy for RJ) is a simple mug with some kind of love motif. Hearts maybe, or a stylised rose. I’m not too fussy.
Why is it so hard to find a heart mug without “world’s best shag”, “100% vajazzled” or “big cock”* on it?
Surely it’s not just chavs who celebrate Valentine’s day?
* one of these is made up… but which?