Here’s some more bite-sized goodness:
TO: KEZZIE
I know you are partial to the odd bit of pre-loved apparel. I too am in favour of the seconds market and the charity shop. (My particular weakness is for books.) Does the Febreze advert upset you like it upsets me?
TO: STEPH/VEN
How are you getting on with your orange?
TO: WIFE
I hope you enjoy your holiday next week! Don’t miss me too much!
The Chrlog 
Ah… I cannot comment on this because I have not had TV since we went totally digital so tell me about it so I can comment! Hurrah for pre-loved items! Yep, I love the books too! One cannot buy second hand books on kindles hence why I don’t think I’ll be getting one for a while (if ever!)
I was quite offended. I will see if I can find a transcript for you!