Here’s some more bite-sized goodness.
I was cleaning my ear with a cotton bud the other day when it occurred to me that cotton buds are specifically marketed as something you shouldn’t put in your ear.
IM NT RITIN LK THS THO, I DO HAV STNDRDS.
I was chatting with a colleague the other day about his son at University. I asked what he was doing.
A great disturbance in the Force as if a million Star Wars geeks cried out and then were suddenly silenced (by the realisation of how awesome Finding Nemo is).
That’s right – I have acquired a phone that lets me blog on the train.
I liveblog Steph/ven and Lady C’s wedding. Keep mashing “refresh”, I need the pageviews!
There is possibly a company out there who really can allow me to “plough her furrow with your new bigger tool” but who are perplexed that their online marketing isn’t working.
Part two, in which I talk about Waterstone’s and holiday destinations.
Kezzie has tagged me to share some of my most intimate secrets and it would be churlish to refuse. And although ostensibly I am a churl, actually I am a pleasant, happy-go-lucky chap.