Tagged with RJ

Back away… back away slowly

Back away… back away slowly

Panther and I were playing with some soft building blocks at the gym. Five of them had letters on and we were excited to find that out of the six options on each cube, there were three M’s, one U and one Y, one on each of the blocks. Continue reading

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Mug

Valentine’s day approaches, and all I want (to buy for RJ) is a simple mug with some kind of love motif. Hearts maybe, or a stylised rose. I’m not too fussy. Why is it so hard to find a heart mug without “world’s best shag”, “100% vajazzled” or “big cock”* on it? Surely it’s not … Continue reading

Married to Mrs Malaprop

RJ: Shall we go and see Seahorse? Me: What’s that? RJ: You know, the film about the horse. [Pause] RJ: No wait, I mean Seabiscuit! I think… Me: Do you mean Warhorse? RJ: …yes. Me: Just out of curiosity, exactly what would a film called Seahorse be about? I do still love her. I do.

2011 review: My year in… wife

Although it looked dicey for a while, due to her looks, RJ is still my wife. Well done, dear! We’ve been married now, what, three, ten, fourteen years? She is nice. If a vacancy does come up, I will of course advertise here first.