Tagged with RJ

Mug

Valentine’s day approaches, and all I want (to buy for RJ) is a simple mug with some kind of love motif. Hearts maybe, or a stylised rose. I’m not too fussy. Why is it so hard to find a heart mug without “world’s best shag”, “100% vajazzled” or “big cock”* on it? Surely it’s not … Continue reading

Married to Mrs Malaprop

RJ: Shall we go and see Seahorse? Me: What’s that? RJ: You know, the film about the horse. [Pause] RJ: No wait, I mean Seabiscuit! I think… Me: Do you mean Warhorse? RJ: …yes. Me: Just out of curiosity, exactly what would a film called Seahorse be about? I do still love her. I do.

2011 review: My year in… wife

Although it looked dicey for a while, due to her looks, RJ is still my wife. Well done, dear! We’ve been married now, what, three, ten, fourteen years? She is nice. If a vacancy does come up, I will of course advertise here first.