RJ: Shall we go and see Seahorse? Me: What’s that? RJ: You know, the film about the horse. [Pause] RJ: No wait, I mean Seabiscuit! I think… Me: Do you mean Warhorse? RJ: …yes. Me: Just out of curiosity, exactly what would a film called Seahorse be about? I do still love her. I do.
Although it looked dicey for a while, due to her looks, RJ is still my wife. Well done, dear! We’ve been married now, what, three, ten, fourteen years? She is nice. If a vacancy does come up, I will of course advertise here first.