I was cleaning my ear with a cotton bud the other day when it occurred to me that cotton buds are specifically marketed as something you shouldn’t put in your ear.
But everyone definitely does.
DO NOT INSERT INTO A CANAL
I can’t think of anything else that is obviously intended for something but isn’t allowed to admit as such in its advertising. Can you?
I thought, “I’ll blog about that,” and I have remained true to my word.
The Chrlog 
I know! They are pointed, e.g. intended to poke!!!!
And about time too! Where on earth have you been!?!?!?!?!
You can’t just crank out this quality on a daily basis you know!
There were seventeen drafts to this post. Four of them weren’t even about cotton buds.