I was cleaning my ear with a cotton bud the other day when it occurred to me that cotton buds are specifically marketed as something you shouldn’t put in your ear.
I was chatting with a colleague the other day about his son at University. I asked what he was doing.
That’s right – I have acquired a phone that lets me blog on the train.
Once again I find myself in a postless rut, with a few things to write about but seemingly no time to write them down. Or at least write them down coherently. In lieu of my genuine musings on “emails from Nigerian princes” (coming soon!) and “licking a scone in Muffin Break while a stranger looks …
So I haven’t blogged for a while. I have a new job and it is kicking my ass. I still get a regular influx of visitors looking how to fake a young person’s railcard and/or for poems on personal hygiene. New Google search entrants this week also include ‘menstrual cycle diagram’, ‘3d wasp drawing’, ‘steph/ven …
Slightly later than I had planned, due to a broken down computer, but I wish you all a happy and fulfilling 2012. 2012 has brought back blue mouthwash to the Chrlog household for which there must be much rejoicing. Even though I still prefer the red.
We could do with a new greeting that intertwines grumbling at having to be in the office, a general feeling of bloatedness and a growing mistrust of turkey and tinsel.
Merry Christmas to all, yes all, of my reader. Sadly Christmas already begins with Chr so I can’t personalise it. All the best at this festive time of year and don’t drink too much sherry!
Unfortunately, in my excitement, I accidentally ate the small sprig of mint that you placed on top as decoration.