I was chatting with a colleague the other day about his son at University. I asked what he was doing.
“Drinking and shagging,” said the aforementioned colleague.
This must presumably be some kind of joint honours. Things were a lot simpler in my day. (I did mathematics.)
The Chrlog 
Oh I missed you! Please,more of these funny posts! I tried to comment a while ago when I realised you’d gone awol but the posts were closed to comments, how sad! How’s life, Juliet and Panther?x
Yes I’m not quite sure how I have it set to close down comments (I am reliably informed that this is not a default setting so it must be me…)
All three are very well thanks!